Today at The Clinton: Saturday, May 28

7:00pm Teen Witch

The Stupidest Bitch Pageant

The Stupidest Bitch Pageant


Welcome to the Stupidest Bitch Pageant! A one-night competition and benefit to find out who is fit to carry the title of Stupidest Bitch.

Will it be:

Beatrix Switch
Bobbi Pins
Craven Valentine
Dahlia Hearts
Dick Fever
Francine Foreskin
Loretta Lordchild
Luna Tik Hex
Phallus Johnson
They Blade

Come on out on May 17th at the Clinton Street Theater to see some wild, funny drag, and raise some money for Outside In, an organization that provides accessible healthcare to houseless and struggling LGBTQIA people. Doors open at 6:30 PM!

This show is for ages 21+ only. ASL interpretations provided.

Special Admission

Tickets are on a sliding scale of $12-$30.